FloridaToday A Melbourne woman who police said was driving under the influence Monday was taken into custody after rear-ending another vehicle and kicking and peeing on an officer — all while her child was in the back seat of her car, according to reports. Nichole Nespolini, 40, was driving erratically, screaming and cursing at another vehicle before rear-ending the car, police report. The driver of the vehicle was able to motion Nespolini to pull over, after which Nespolini continued screaming at the woman and pleading for her not to call law enforcement. When Melbourne police arrived at the intersection of Eau Gallie Boulevard and Croton Road about 5:30 p.m. Monday, Nespolini continued to act erratically, walking into traffic and pushing an officer in the chest, reports show. At one point, she stood on her toes to yell in an officer’s face, police report. As three officers began placing the suspect in handcuffs, she said, “I’m peeing and I hope it gets on you!” according to an arrest report. The woman began urinating on an officer’s foot. While escorting Nespolini into the patrol vehicle, she kicked another officer in the groin, police report. It wasn’t until Nespolini was secured in the patrol car that police walked over to her vehicle and noticed a baby in a child seat in the back seat. The child’s father came to retrieve the baby while Nespolini was taken to a hospital for medical clearance before being booked into the Brevard County Jail. She was charged with driving under the influence, DUI with property damage, child neglect, resisting officer with violence, resisting officer without violence and battery on a law enforcement officer. Nespolini’s bond was set at $18,500.
Florida is the home of the classiest behavior in America, and the behavior of a Florida woman named Nichole Nespolini during a recent DUI arrest was no exception, sit back and enjoy the wild arrest of Nichole Nespolini. While driving though Melbourne, Florida, Nichole Nespolini pulled alongside another vehicle to scream at the driver, at which point she rear ended the car in front of her. Police responded to the accident, and Nichole Nespolini stood on her toes to yell in an officer’s face, then she shoved another cop in the chest. Nichole Nespolini was clearly drunk, and while being placed in handcuffs and arrested for DUI she screamed “I’m peeing and I hope it gets on you!” at the cops and urinated on the cop’s foot. The woman made no mention of a baby in the vehicle as she was arrested, but when police approached her vehicle, a baby was discovered unharmed in the back seat. I guess she forgot about that small detail during her drunken driving arrest. Nichole Nespolini was arrested on a long list of charges for her drunken ordeal: driving under the influence, DUI with property damage, child neglect, resisting officer with violence, resisting officer without violence and battery on a law enforcement officer.
Stay classy, Florida!
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