Shark Week 2012 starts tonight… and for you readers that are already planning on skipping work or class tomorrow, here is a drinking game to get you started:

• Whenever someone dies, drink a beer in their honor
• Drink whenever human blood is shown in the water
• Drink whenever a shark runs into the dive cage
• When Great White’s are shown jumping out of the water, drink for the entire time they are airborn
• Drink once every time a surfer is shown from below
• Drink whenever you hear the word “chum”
• Drink whenever you hear an Australian accent
• Take a bong hit when you see a surfer interviewed who clearly enjoys a good bong hit