DailyMailThe case of the mystery pooper has reportedly been solved after New Jersey police arrested a school district’s superintendent. Thomas Tramaglini, 42, the Kenilworth school superintendent, was charged on Monday with defecating in public. He was allegedly caught taking an early morning poop at the Holmdel High School football field by surveillance cameras. Tramaglini, who lives about three miles from the high school, was arrested Monday morning at 5.50am when he was found at the school’s athletic fields. Police said the school decided to set up the cameras after employees reported finding human feces ‘on a daily basis’. The Holmdel School Resource Officer was alerted by the coaches and staff who were finding human feces, on or near the area of the high school’s track and football field every day, Holmdel police said in a statement Thursday. Tramaglini has also been charged with lewdness and littering. It is still unclear why Tramaglini decided to use the football field as his bathroom and authorities are interviewing him over the incidents. It’s also unclear how long the alleged lewd acts occurred, and a DailyMail.com request for comment to the Holmdel Police Department was not immediately returned. Kenliworth Public Schools said that Tramaglini was placed on paid leave in a statement posted to their Facebook page.
This has to be my favorite story in recent memory, and it comes to us from the home state of SportSmasher.com, the great state of New Jersey. There was a serial pooper on the lose at Holmdel High School, who took a crap on the football field on a daily basis, so school officials placed hidden cameras to catch the serial pooper in the act. Was the serial pooper a teenage prankster? Was it a member of a rival football team who was seeking revenge against by shitting on his opponent’s field? Nope. It was the superintendent! Kenilworth school superintendent Thomas Tramaglini was caught in the act and identified as the serial pooper, he was arrested on charges of ludeness and defecating in public, and he has been placed on paid leave. Thomas Tramaglini lives three miles from the school, and he has access to bathrooms, so his serial shitting on the football field was not an emergency situation or an accident. This was an intentional repeated act. No information about the motive behind Thomas Tramaglini’s unsanitary crime has been revealed yet, but we cannot wait until it’s revealed why he was shitting on his own high school’s football field daily, and we are glad he’s being punished because Tramaglini’s behavior just stinks.