TampaBay.comA 38-year-old Tampa man was arrested Wednesday on a charge of driving under the influence involving drugs or alcohol after deputies said he mistook a Bank of America drive-through for a Taco Bell. The branch manager of the Mariner Boulevard bank said they saw Douglas Jon Francisco passed out in his blue Hyundai sedan while it sat in the drive-up bank lane, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office. This was about 5 p.m. on Wednesday. The manager said they started banging on the Hyundai’s window “for some time,” according a deputy’s report, before Francisco finally woke up. Then Francisco tried to order a burrito, deputies said. When Claussen told he was not, in fact, at a Taco Bell, deputies said he drove to the front parking lot. When deputies arrived, they said they found Francisco in the driver’s seat, the car still running. “He made several statements that were differing from reality,” a deputy wrote in the arrest report. He also denied asking the manager for a burrito. Deputies said his responses to their questions were delayed and that after a field sobriety test he appeared to be impaired. Deputies said Francisco also had prescription medication with him under his name. He was arrested on a charge of DUI involving alcohol or drugs. Deputies are awaiting the results of a drug test he underwent. He was booked into the Hernando County jail and freed Thursday after posting $500 bail.
The drunk munchies claims another victim, a Florida man named Douglas Jon Francisco wanted a drunken burrito, so he got behind the wheel and made a costly error. Douglas Jon Francisco thought that a bank drive thru window was a Taco Bell drive though window, but before he could order his burrito, he passed out behind the wheel of his blue Hyundai. The bank manager repeatedly banged on the window of the vehicle, at which point Douglas Jon Francisco cane to his senses, and tried to order his burrito. At the bank. Douglas Jon Francisco was arrested for DUI, he was released on $500 bail, and sadly he never got his burrito.
Only in Florida:
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