The Philadelphia Eagles host the Minnesota Vikings in the NFC Championship Game today, and to protect Eagles fans from themselves, the city of Philadelphia is running Crisco on light poles, to protect Eagles fans from themselves should the Eagles win. Or lose. The Crisco will prevent Eagles fans from climbing the lite poles, and the Eagles fans will not be able to do damage to the city or themselves in the event of a riot. An angry riot or a celebratory riot. The City Of Brotherly Love, indeed. Stay classy, Philadelphia.