TheSmokingGun A scissors-wielding nutcase told police that his wife Taylor Swift directed him to attack a man on a Portland, Oregon street, according to a court filing. Cops report that Brent Thicksten, 43, was “acting weird” and menacing passersby Sunday morning when he began to chase victim Andrew Rice. As Rice ran from Thicksten, the alleged assailant swung at him “with what appeared to be a knife.” Rice, investigators noted, suffered a small laceration on his back. When officers apprehended Thicksten, he said that he sought to stab Rice because “my wife told me to kill him.” He then identified his spouse as Taylor Swift. Asked about the 28-year-old singer’s whereabouts, Thicksten replied, “We are one.” Thicksten ceased answering police questions after telling cops he had “a top secret clearance.” Charged with an assortment of felonies and misdemeanors, Thicksten is being held in the county jail in lieu of $277,500 bail.
Hey Taylor Swift, look what you made Brent Thicksten do, look what you made him do. An Oregon man named Brent Thicksten attacked another man with a scissors, then told police that his wife told him to kill the man, and identified his wife as music superstar Taylor Swift. When police asked the location of his wife, Taylor Swift, Thicksten informed police “we are one.” Unfortunately for Brent Thicksten, this arrest looks like it’s going to stick, and he won’t be able to simply “Shake It Off”. When booking Brent Thicksten into jail, police had a blank space baby, and they wrote his name.
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