NYDailyNews A Florida woman was arrested after she allegedly struck a nightclub bouncer with a 12-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Casey Lynn Willey, 27, was charged with disorderly conduct and taken to jail, but was released on her own recognizance, according to the Alligator. Willey allegedly hit the bouncer with a box of beer after he tried to take her out of the “:08” nightclub. The bar was closing and she refused to leave, the Alligator reports. Police reportedly saw Willey hit the bouncer at about 3:10 a.m. on Oct. 30. When she was arrested she tried to leave the area of the club even with handcuffs on. The 27-year-old at first refused to give her name and date of birth to police, while “behaving violently and yelling profanities.” She eventually shared her information, but not before she started to act aggressively towards police. Willey is only facing the disorderly conduct charge because the bouncer did not want to press charges against her.
Sometimes you are just not ready to let the night end, maybe you set out to get laid or just to have a good time that night, but you have not accomplished your goals yet when the lights start flickering and someone is screaming last call. A Florida woman named Casey Lynn Willey was not ready to let the night end at last call, and when the bouncer tried to make her leave the bar, she cracked the bouncer over the head with her to-go twelve pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Buying a to-go twelve back at last call is another sign that you were not willing to let the night end, as I got older I learned to start letting the night end in situations like this, you need to go home and crash then hit it hard again the next day. Of course Casey Lynn Willey would not let the bar close without a fight, my kind of woman, the kind you bring home to meet the parents. Marriage material. Not every binge drinking night works out the way you envisioned it. Let the night end.
Only in Florida:
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