Halloween is over, and we here at SportSmasher.com have already posted the best athlete costumes of the year, like LeBron James as a version of Pennywise The Clown that could mess around and get a triple double, or Aaron Judge and his smoking hot girlfriend Jen Flaum as Clark Kent and Lois Lane. It’s now time to talk about the most revolting athlete Halloween costume of the year, Tom Brady and Gisele dressed as the couples costume avocado toast, which Gisele shared on Instagram. There are many problems with this costume, so buckle your seatbelts, it’s about to get angry in here. First off, you are Gisele, one of the hottest women of all-time and you are going to cover up that body with two oversized slices of bread? Halloween is a time for women to show off their bodies, Gisele has one of the best bodies in history, her costume should be required to incorporate a thong. Secondly, we get it, you are super healthy and write books about how healthy you are. Tom Brady wants to play until he’s 45-years-old, he now has to because the Patriots traded away his heir apparent Jimmy Garoppolo, and his diet that features avocado toast is a big part of why Brady thinks he can play until his 50’s like George Blanda. We are not buying your diet book Tom. We are not multimillionaires, we do not have personal chefs who prepare our meals, being in incredible physical shape is not a requirement for our jobs that pay us tons of money to be healthy like you and your wife. Most of America utilizes “the grab and go diet” and it’s tough enjoy the benefits of avocado toast when you are late to work and don’t have a team of nannies watching the kids and a five star chef prepping the meals. Brady and his wife are both physical specimens, genetics plays a huge part in why they look the way they do, maybe Brady and Gisele should have been a DNA helix for Halloween because they are so genetically gifted. Finally avocado toast sucks, and I’m sitting here eating the leftover garbage candy from the bottom of the barrel that the Trick-Or-Treaters didn’t want, while I’m looking at your genetically superior faces hyping up the benefits of avocado toast. You probably had one of your maids giving out avocado toast and copies of Tom Brady’s diet book to disgusted Trick-Or-Treaters at your mansion. You did, didn’t you? Assholes.