VIDEO: Drunk Female Dolphins Fan Takes a Leak in Men’s Urinal at Hard Rock Stadium in Happy Gilmore’s Hangs on LockerDomeThis is the kind if classy lady you want to bring home to meet your mother. During the Dolphins thrilling home win over the Jets on Sunday, this drunk female fan was caught on video, as she dropped trough and took a piss in a urinal in the men’s room at the Hard Rock Cafe inside the stadium. Some sports blogs are arguing that this chick is wife material, the kind of chick who you can get hammered with and bring to the game, and if the line at the ladies room is too long – no problem. However we here at SportSmasher.com disagree, being able to piss in a urinal is not a quality we look for in our women, and this chick just might be equipped with a dick. Pass.