APNewsAuthorities say a naked drunk Florida man wanted to know if his .45-caliber gun and shotgun worked, so he fired them into the air. Neighbors heard the gunfire Tuesday and called the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office. Spokeswoman Becky Herrin said in a news release that arriving deputies found 66-year-old Roger Scheid inside the home. Herrin said Scheid was “naked and appeared to be intoxicated.” Investigators found the weapons and two spent casings. Scheid first told deputies he was cleaning the guns. Then, he said he was checking to see if they worked. He is charged with unlawful discharge of a weapon and firing a weapon while under the influence. An attorney is not listed on jail records.
How are you supposed to tell if your guns actually work? Well Florida man Roger Scheid got drunk and stripped naked, then decided to make sure his guns actually worked, by firing his weapons into the air. Is there another way to tell if your guns work? Neighbors heard the gunfire and called police, who arrived quickly, and arrested drunk and naked Roger Schied. You cannot fire guns into the air people, what goes up must come down, bullets included.
To nobody’s surprise this happened in Florida:
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