FoxNews A couple in Florida was arrested Sunday afternoon for having sex on a beach in Clearwater — in the middle of families, investigators said. Jeffrey Kernan, 50, of Tampa was performing oral sex on Alexandria Rowell, 26, of Winter Haven, police said, according to The Smoking Gun. “This was in front of families and children,” police said in the arrest affidavit. Although the two were not charged with public indecency, each was arrested on a misdemeanor charge for possession of an open container of alcohol — a 16-ounce can of Four Loko. There was an “indication of alcohol influence” regarding Kernan and Rowell, according to the arrest affidavit. Police said Kernan was released Monday afternoon upon posting $250 bond; Rowell remains in custody.
I remember when Four Loko first came out, it was awesome, I spent many long sleepless college nights fueled by Four Loko. Then a couple of college kids took it too far, drank too much Four Loko and died, so they pulled Four Loko and changed the formula. It was never he same, the energy was gone, and I had not had a sip of Four Loko or even thought about Four Loko since. However, in Florida, it seems they never changed the formula. We recently saw a Florida man hopped up on Four Loko steal a boat from a marina and crash it into Clearwater Beach, and now a couple has been arrested, because the man was caught munching his girlfriend’s box in broad daylight on a public beach just feet from families. Four Loko makes you do crazy things, so Florida, it’s time to change the formula.
Only in Florida:
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