MyFox8A homeless man bathing in a retention pond in Florida was attacked by an alligator — costing him a finger, two toes and a testicle. Fredric Iman, 68, was bathing in the pond Monday morning when the attack happened. He told WBBH that he checked the area for alligators beforehand and was surprised when it attacked him from behind. “I turned around, and I know I punched it in the eye,” Iman said. “I tried to get it away, and it tried to pull me in.” After Iman was able to get away, he went to a nearby surgery center and an employee called 911. He was airlifted to a local hospital where he continues to recover. The alligator was removed from the scene and is expected to be euthanized, according to WWSB.
If you are in Florida, stay out of the ponds under any circumstances, because there is a good chance that any body of freshwater in the state of Florida is home to a dangerous alligator. A homeless man named Fredric Iman decided to take a bath in a pond, but he was viscously attacked by an alligator, and he lost a finger, two toes and a testicle in the attack. Yes, a testicle. Ouch. Fredric Iman was taken to a hospital where he is expected to survive, but it seems that his testicle was the alligator’s last meal, as it was captured by trappers and is expected to be euthanized. In 2015, we saw a Florida burglar jump into a pond to evade police and get killed by an alligator, so stay out of the freshwater ponds because going into the water puts you on the menu.
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