Fox29 Authorities in southwest Florida say a Guatemalan man was arrested after he dialed 911 to ask for his deportation. The Collier County Sheriff’s Office says 29-year-old Cesar Sanchez placed the call in Naples and told an operator that he wanted to be sent back to Guatemala. In an audio recording of the conversation released on Friday, a man says he is not well, but clarifies, “It’s not an emergency. All I want is to be deported.” A deputy located Sanchez Tuesday night and arrested him for misusing the emergency call number, a misdemeanor.
I wish more people had the drive of Cesar Sanchez, if you don’t like the direction that the United States is headed, place a call and get yourself deported. This goes for citizens and illegal immigrant alike, instead of spending half your day bitching about politics on Facebook and Twitter, we should have a handy hotline that disgruntled Americans can call that will deport you to Guatemala. What happened to celebrities like Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham who threatened to move to another country if Trump won? Last I checked, they are still here, so I suggest they be the first ones to call the deportation hotline. I’ll call it for them. Cesar Sanchez is an innovator.
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