NYDailyNews Florida authorities have charged a woman with prostitution after she agreed to perform a sex act on an undercover detective for $25 and chicken McNuggets. The Miami Herald reports 22-year-old Alex Direeno was being held Sunday without bond at the Manatee County Jail on charges of prostitution, possession of drug paraphernalia and on outstanding warrants. Records show that the incident happened last week. An undercover detective told the woman he wanted oral sex and she agreed to do it for $25. As they briefly went back and forth on the price, she finally agreed to perform the act for $25 and chicken McNuggets. It’s unclear whether Direeno has retained an attorney.
This is not the first time we have seen a Florida hooker offering to trade fast food for sexual favors, in February a Florida hooker named Buffy Suzanne Bryan was arrested for offering an undercover cop oral sex for just two Taco Bell soft tacos, which total $2.14. So congratulations Alex Direeno, you are a higher class hooker than Buffy Suzanne Bryan, at least you get $25 with your fast food item in exchange for a blowjob. A ten piece Chicken McNuggets from McDonald’s totals $4.49, so Alex Direeno is closing in on $30 for a blowjob, while poor Buffy Suzanne Bryan is still sitting at $2.14. I think that it’s time for Buffy Suzanne Bryan to step up her game, she needs to start asking for a seven layer burrito with her two soft tacos, and maybe even a couple of dollars in exchange for oral sex. It’s time to get on Alex Direeno’s level.
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