This video comes to us from Clarksville, Indiana, where an angry goose attacked a police officer as he reported for duty, knocking the cop into the bushes. The cop-hating-goose repeatedly charged the detective, forcing the cop to use what is arguably excessive force, or police brutality and swing his backpack at the goose in self defense. Unfortunately, for the officer, he missed and the momentum sent him tumbling to the ground where he was again attacked by the goose. I wonder if this goose was listening to N.W.A. before the attack? Or some Ice-T? Either way, geese are assholes, and if this cop pulled out his service weapon and blew the goose away the shooting would be justified. At one point it looked like the goose was trying to get the detective’s gun. There may be some initial outrage from the avian community, but the video clearly shows that the goose was the aggressor, and the Goose Lives Matter protesters would have nothing to be angry about after witnessing the violent actions of the goose. Killing this goose would have been a justifiable homicide in self defense.