NBC2 Here’s a piece of advice for crooks: If you’re going to break into someone’s house, know whose house you’re breaking into. Lee County deputies said Josue Ortiz picked the wrong house, which he found out when the homeowner beat him using his Jiu-Jitsu skills. Brian Burch said he was just trying to protect his stuff from a brazen thief. “I was holding him down,” Burch said. “Once I had him, he wasn’t going anywhere.” Burch is skilled in the martial art of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. “I wrestled before. I’ve trained for the last two and a half years.” On Tuesday, when Ortiz entered Burch’s open garage on Harvard Avenue, Burch took action after he heard a noise and went outside. “He was standing right here carrying my jackhammer case and my airgun case,” Burch recalled. “He told me that the boss sent him over here to pick up tools to finish a job.” Burch didn’t buy that story, and when he started asking questions, Ortiz tried to run. That’s when Burch put his skills to use. “Once we got to the ground, he started pushing and fighting me, and I hit him one time.” A neighbor saw the scuffle and called deputies. Burch held Ortiz down until they arrived and arrested Ortiz. “They told him he got exactly what he deserved. He had a broken nose.” Burch is a father and said it could have been a lot worse. “If the kids had been here, I probably would have been even angrier.” Neighbors are glad to know the would-be crook is off the streets. “Probably scared the heck out of that poor guy. Not poor guy, dumb guy,” said Chuck Carter. “The fact that he manhandled him maybe, I think it’s well deserved,” said Darlene Donovan. “I’m just glad he’s not on the street anymore and can’t hit anybody else’s houses,” Burch said. He said several of his tools were already inside the car Ortiz was driving. Deputies said that car had a fake tag. Ortiz is still in the Lee County Jail, charged with burglary and grand theft.
When you spend countless hours training Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, or any martial art, this is an example of exactly why you do it. Jiu Jitsu practitioner Brian Burch came home to find a man named Josue Ortiz stealing items out of his garage, and when Ortiz tried to run Burch put his Jiu Jitsu training to good use. Burch took Ortiz down, and landed a few shots to his face, before maintaining dominant position until police arrived. Burch was nice, I probably would have gone for a spinning armbar and taken Ortiz’ arm home with me, or at least taken his back and choked him out. Maybe dropped some elbows on Ortiz from mount or side control to really make him pay. It’s nice to see all those hours on the mat pay off in a practical rel life self defense situation. Well done, sir. Ortiz did take some damage, he ended up with a broken nose and a swollen eye, and his mugshot will live on in infamy in SportSmasher.com‘s Mugshot Hall Of Fame:
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