Kate Upton appeared on Watch What Happens Live, and when a caller asked about her sex life with her fiancé Detroit Tigers ace Justin Verlander, Kate Upton revealed that Verlander will not have sex with her before games. Or after games. This would be unbearable if Verlander was an every day player since Major League Baseball players play 162 games per year, but as a starting pitcher he only starts one out of every five games, so I guess there’s only 32 days (or 64 if he counts the night before games) per year that Verlander does not have to go through with the horrible chore of banging his super hot fiancée.
P.S. I used to have a high school football coach who would scream at us to not bang our girlfriends on Friday nights if we had a Saturday game, because according to him, we would lose too much testosterone and not play as well the next day. He was clearly not a scientist and nobody listened to him. Maybe Verlander has a similar coach, who got in his head, and he loses a MPH off his fastball on days when he busts a nut.
But after a great start, bang Kate Upton, it’s time to celebrate.