TheSmokingGun A multitasking pervert is behind bars after Florida cops arrested him for masturbating as he squirted hair conditioner on the “buttocks area” of female shoppers at Target, cops report. Brian Dijon Boyd, 27, was arrested Sunday afternoon in connection with a series of vile encounters at a Target in Tampa, according to a police report. Store surveillance video recorded Boyd “knowingly and intentionally squirting white in color hair conditioner” on the “back and buttocks area” of four unsuspecting female victims. As he crept up on the women, Boyd has his sweat pants “pulled down away from the waist area” and was “stroking what appeared to be his penis.” When confronted by a sheriff’s deputy, the 6’1”, 300-pound Boyd pulled away from the cop and escaped from Target. He was subsequently apprehended and charged with six misdemeanors, including fours counts of battery and indecent exposure. Pictured above, Boyd is being held in the Hillsborough County jail on $6000 bond. Boyd has a lengthy rap sheet that includes collars for marijuana possession; contempt; possession of drug paraphernalia; violating probation; theft; credit card fraud; carrying a concealed weapon; and exposure of sexual organ (for which he was convicted last year).
This Florida man named Brian Dijon Boyd took his hobby of being a public deviant to a disturbing new level, as he snuck up behind women in Target and squirted their butts with hair conditioner, then when the women turned around he was jerking off. For his disgusting acts, Brian Dijon Boyd was arrested for fours counts of battery and indecent exposure, but this is just the latest for a career criminal who has a long rap sheet full of bizarre arrests. If hopeless romantic Brian Dijon Boyd wants to meet women, maybe go old fashioned and ask them to dinner and a movie, he might find that it works better than sneaking up behind them in Target squirting then on the ass with hair conditioner and jerking off in their general direction.
Wait a minute, are we sure that was hair conditioner that Brion Dijon Boyd was squirting women with? Or was he just finishing his business?
Only in Florida.
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