TheSmokingGun An undercover vice operation targeting a Florida massage parlor netted a 70-year-old woman who allegedly “offered to masturbate the detective” for an additional $60, according to an arrest report. Septuagenarian Sun Hee Gribat was collared Tuesday at Jax Therapy in Jacksonville. Police began probing the business after receiving reports that female employees performed sex acts on customers. After an undercover detective paid Gribat $70 for a 30-minute rubdown, she led him to a massage room. During the massage, cops allege, Gribat allegedly “offered to masturbate the detective for additional $60.00.” Gribat, seen above, was subsequently arrested for prostitution and unlicensed practice of a health care profession. After spending a day in jail, Gribat was released from custody Wednesday after posting bond.
I’ve never been offered a happy ending at a massage parlor, and although I would have to consider it if the masseuse was really hot, I have absolutely no desire to be jerked off by a 70-year-old woman. Maybe I will when I’m like 85-years-old, but those old wrinkly hands gross me out, and I do not want them on my body during a massage let alone on my junk. Other than the first hand job that I ever received, which was incredible, hand jobs have never done it for me. Even if I’m with a hot chick, I can do a better job of that myself, so I’m always hoping the girl switches to another way of taking care of business. If you are working as a masseuse, and you are 70-years-old, maybe think twice about offering the old rub and tug. You might gross your client out, or even worse, your client might be an undercover cop.
If you are a hot 23-year-old masseuse, offer the rub and tug by all means, in fact I’ll take a one now and I’ll be back tomorrow.
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