DailyMail A couple’s late night frolic in a lodge’s pool in Africa nearly turned into a blood bath after a crocodile suddenly jumped in. Terrifying CCTV footage shows the 6ft crocodile creep up on the unaware victims between empty sun loungers. It then lunges into the water immediately snapping at the bikini-clad woman who desperately begins fighting it off. The man quickly jumps out of the pool leaving the woman fending off the huge reptile alone as it splashes around underwater. Luckily, she manages to avoid being forced deeper into the water and furiously paddles back to the shallow end. By that time her partner has seen sense and returns to the poolside to try and distract the animal. The woman manages to clamber out and gets to her feet despite having suffered several bites. The clip is believed to have been recorded in Kariba, Zimbabwe, in southern Africa, on Friday and you can hear people watching the CCTV express their shock. More than 11,000 people have now watched the YouTube video with many sharing their disgust at how quickly the man left the woman in the pool. But others defend him saying you never know what you are going to do until you are faced with a life or death situation. Harley Wilson writes: ‘You can never say what you would do in that situation unless you’ve been in that situation. Your survival instincts kick in and it’s fight or flight.’ While another YouTube user Max rightly adds: ‘Someone needs to build a fence around that pool’.
This couple thought they were about to get a little late night action in the pool while vacationing in Africa, but now this video is going viral, and the man is never going to get laid again. As the couple jumped into the pool, a six-foot-long crocodile which was sitting in the side of the pool also jumped in, which sent the woman back pedaling and caused the man to leap out of the water in terror leaving the woman to fend for herself. The crocodile chased after the woman, snapping at her, and the man was nowhere to be found. I feel like the man ran away yelling “Honey, you distract the crocodile, I’ll get help!” There is no way that this couple stays together following the release of this video, because the woman now knows that if they are ever mugged in the middle of the night, this guy is taking off running.
P.S. Remember that African safari vacation you booked? Cancel it now and stay alive, there is still time, get a refund. Going on a trip to a place where humans are on the menu is not what I would consider a vacation.
Double P.S. For those who are saying that any man in the situation would do the same thing, not me, not a real man. I take the crocodile’s back and hold its snout closed, then I drag it into deep water and hold it underwater until it stops struggling, while making eye contact with my woman the entire time and yelling “I did this for you!” Thus guaranteeing I get laid whenever I want for the rest of my life. Just kidding, i jump right out of that pool, while screaming like a girl and pissing myself.