DailyMail A tourist wrestled with a giant panda after sneaking into its enclosure in an attempt to impress two female friends. The man, in his 20s, was having a tour of the zoo in southeast China’s Jiangxi province with two women when crossed the 10ft-deep ditch into the panda house. He woke the 260lb animal, Mei Ling, who lunged at his leg and clenched it tightly. But when the intruder tried to get away, the animal wrestled him to the floor. The pair continued rolling in the grass for several minutes before Mei Ling rolled over and the man made his escape. The foolhardy visitor, whose surname is Chen, was examined by medics after the incident on Thursday and found to be unharmed, The People’s Daily reported. Mei Ling was also said to be unharmed. Although giant pandas may appear timid, they can cause serious injuries with their sharp claws and teeth when agitated. Wardens at the zoo said they avoid entering the enclosure for safety reasons.
This is definitely a typical dumbass “young dumb and full of cum” male move, scaling the fence at a zoo and wrestling an animal, in order to impress chicks. I can just hear the dude now: “Babe, I could totally pin that panda, I wrestled in high school for two years and have been training a little Jiu Jitsu. Will you give me a blowjob if I can pin the panda for three seconds? Cause I’ll do it!” Unfortunately, the man escaped this act of stupidity unscathed, because whenever someone is dumb enough to scale a fence at a zoo and tangle with an animal, I root for the animal to at least take a chunk out of the idiot. If you really want to impress the girls, next time try wrestling the polar bears, I think the outcome will be quite different.