ABC7 A person dressed as a clown was apparently scared off after the man he was approaching fired a gun into the air, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department. Authorities said a man called 911 to report that someone dressed in a clown costume holding a knife approached his home in the 25000-block of Via Desca in Santa Clarita, Calif., at about 6:40 a.m. Sunday. The man told deputies he fired a warning shot into the air and the suspect ran from the area. Deputies searched the area and found a suspect with a clown mask who they arrested for possession of burglary tools. But the sheriff’s department said the suspect arrested was highly unlikely to be related to the clown who attempted to approach the home with a knife. Deputies said they spoke with the homeowner who fired the warning shot and searched his home. The sheriff’s department said drugs and firearms were found in the home and the homeowner was taken into custody.
The author of the above article failed to realize how absolutely ridiculous this story is, if you live in Santa Clarita and read this article, it’s time to pack up the family and move.
In Santa Clarita, California, a man was shocked to find a clown with a knife attempting to break into his house, so he retrieved his gun and fired a warning shot into the air, frightening the clown and sending the criminal clown running into the night. The homeowner called 911 and police quickly arrived, they arrested a clown nearby who was in possession of burglary tools, BUT IT WAS A DIFFERENT CRIMINAL CLOWN. There were two criminal clowns, burglarizing homes in the same area of the same town, totally unrelated to each other. If a clown tries to break into your home with a knife, and cops arrest a criminal clown in possession of burglary tools nearby, but it turns out to be a totally different criminal clown it is time to pack up your possessions and find a new place to live.
P.S. To add insult to injury, the homeowner who fired the warning shot had his home searched, and he was arrested on gun and drug charges. If you are keeping score at home, that’s one creepy criminal clown and one drug and gun runner off the Santa Clarita streets, and one creepy criminal clown with a knife still on the loose.
It’s time to move, people, Santa Clarita needs to be purged.