TMZ Texas Rangers pitcher Jeremy Jeffress urinated on himself during his DWI arrest early Friday morning … this according to the Dallas PD. According to the police report, obtained by Dallas News, Jeffress told the officer who pulled him over that he had “three or four cups of Hennessy cognac mixed with Coca-Cola” earlier in the evening. Cops say Jeffress bombed the field sobriety test — couldn’t balance himself or stand on one leg. A female passenger in the car told cops Jeffress had just left SISU nightclub before being pulled over. Jeffress was arrested for DWI — he was transported to a nearby station where he was booked.
When you’ve gotta go you’ve gotta go, as unfortunate reality that was experienced by Texas Rangers relief pitcher Jeremy Jeffress, who pissed himself during a DUI arrest which makes an embarrassing crime even more embarrassing. Jeremy Jeffress was just acquired by the Texas Rangers, along with Jonathan Lucroy on August 1st, and it did not take long for him to get arrested which will likely cause him to fall out of favor with the new front office. We can laugh about Jeremy Jeffress pissing on himself during his DUI arrest, but he made the decision to get behind the wheel hammered drunk and was a danger to himself and everyone else on the road, which is no laughing matter.