NYDailyNews A 22-year-old Houston real estate agent was caught having sex in the vacant home she had just sold the day before, police said. The new owners of the suburban Friendswood home pressed criminal trespassing charges against Kayla Marisa Seloff and Joshua Leal, 27, early Saturday, the Houston Chronicle reported. Friendswood officers looked inside the home minutes later to find the pair together on the floor of one of the rooms having a “passionate rendezvous,” according to an arrest report cited by KTRK-TV. Investigators said Seloff initially told police she and Leal were married and had purchased the E. Castle Harbour home themselves. Seloff fessed up to being the realtor for the home rather than the owner when they found a marijuana baggie and a glass pipe in her car, police said. She admitted the weed and paraphernalia were hers and that the real new owners had closed on the property Friday, according to police. Seloff and Leal were incarcerated Saturday morning on $1,000 bail on the trespassing charges. She wasn’t charged for the pot. The Houston Association of Realtors website listed Seloff as working for Simien Properties. Her profile had been scrubbed from the site Tuesday night, and Seloff did not appear on Simien’s website, either.
A Texas realtor named Kayla Marisa Seloff sold a house, but then she needed a place to have sex with a man named Joshua Leal, so she figured that they could go back to the vacant house which she had just sold. Bad idea, because a neighbor saw flashlights on inside the house and called police, who found the two having sex in the house and the realtor and her man were each arrested for trespassing. It also seems that Kayla Marisa Seloff has lost her job over this arrest, she was working for Simien Properties, but her profile has since been removed from their site. It seems like, after this arrest, her resume is going to be a real fixer upper. Get it? I don’t see what the big deal is for the new homeowners, unless it’s a brand new home, people have had sex in there before so as long as the realtor cleans up after herself it’s no harm no foul. I thought this was one of the perks of being a realtor? At least in the realtor related pornos that I have seen, and yes they really do exist, real estate agent are constantly having sex in the homes they are selling.