The greatest basketball player of all-time Michael Jordan is catching a lot of heat today, because this photograph is circulating, which shows him riding a Jet Ski with a helmet on. I’ve personally been on a Jet Ski many times, I’ve driven fast and made bad decisions on Jet Skis, and I have never once worn a helmet. However, I am never going to knock Michael Jordan for wearing a helmet on a Jet Ski, because the man is protecting his investment. If I was worth right around $1 billion dollars, like Michael Jordan is, I would wrap myself in bubble wrap and wear a helmet at all times. You are living a fantasy life with all of that money, you own your own NBA basketball team, life is far too awesome to risk being killed or suffering head trauma in a Jet Ski accident. If you are that wealthy, life is so awesome that the most important thing you can do is to stay alive, protect yourself at all times so you can continue living the dream.
You can take the helmet off when you are smoking a cigar on the dock though, MJ: