WCNC A 29-year-old Florida woman faces a felony sex charge after she was allegedly caught in the shower with her friend’s 15-year-old son — by the boy’s father. Ciara Danielle Stokes, 29, of Faye Road, remains in custody at the Baker County Jail on a charge of lewd and lascivious act on a child following her arrest Feb. 11, according to the Baker County Sheriff’s Office. Stokes, identified by an arrest report as a waitress at Jacksonville’s Gold Club, stopped by her friend’s home about 10:30 p.m. Feb. 4 to take a shower because she didn’t have running water in her camper, according to the report. The teen told investigators Stokes initially used his phone to browse Facebook for about an hour and then the pair watched TV for another half-hour. Afterward, the teen said, Stokes invited him into the shower with her. While they were showering, sexual activity allegedly occurred. The teen told investigators. “I have never been put in that position before and I didn’t know how to get out of it,” he said. At some point, the commotion woke up his father, who barged in and ordered both of them out of the bathroom, the teen told investigators. Then, the teen said, his father demanded that Stokes leave. Stokes told investigators she was drunk and didn’t recall “everything” that had taken place but acknowledged kissing the 15-year-old, saying “it was a bad mistake,” according to the report.
While this is a crime, and the woman who was busted showering with a fifteen-year-old boy is a child molester, this was also the best moment of the fifteen-year-old boy’s life and he is probably extremely upset at his father for cockblocking him. Most 15-year-old boys are wondering what a boob feels like, and are destroying themselves on a nightly basis to Internet porn featuring situations similar to this one, plus I guarantee that this kid is known as a legend throughout his school because he got a 29-year-old woman in the shower with him. If the tables were turned, and this was a 29-year-old man busted showering with a fifteen-year-old girl, he would be known as a sexual predator and deviant who should be kept off the streets. However, since it was a 29-year-old woman showering with a fifteen-year-old boy, it’s okay for society laugh about it. Is it a crime if it involves the victim’s biggest fantasy coming true? Is it a crime if the victim beats off to it later? Is it a crime if it makes the victim the coolest kid in school?
Of course, this went down in the great state of Florida:
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