AugustaCrime An Augusta woman went crazy late last Wednesday night, attacking her live-in boyfriend and her 66-year-old mother after she didn’t get sex. Tabithia Lee Grooms, 35, of the 1900 block of Haynie Drive, was furious because her boyfriend had refused to have sex with her earlier in the day, a Richmond County Sheriff’s report said. So Grooms went out drinking and when she came home she told her boyfriend she had “f***** everyone else because he would not f*** her.” She then attacked him as he sat on the couch, scratching his face, head and neck and then biting his left forearm, the report said. Her boyfriend escaped to the bathroom and called 911. When officers arrived, Grooms wouldn’t give her name at first and threatened to run over one of the deputies with a baby stroller, the report said. Grooms’ mother, who also lives in the house, said she snuck out to get away from her daughter. She had come out of her room to see what was happening and her daughter punched her in the left eye, which was red and swelling, the report said. Grooms was charged with two counts of battery.
I did not know that the zombies from “The Walking Dead” were able function sexually, but I hope that during this brawl that ensued when Tabitha Lee Grooms’ boyfriend denied her sex, that she did not bite her boyfriend. If her boyfriend got bit during the altercation, it is only a matter of time before he turns into a zombie too, it’s zombie apocalypse rules. I do not think you want your piece anywhere near those chompers, and I think no matter how desperate you are, you deny Tabitha Lee Grooms sex for your own safety.