Hollywood Tuna Those of you who follow SportSmasher.com know that if I could marry one Hollywood starlet, I would pick Kate Mara without thinking twice. Not only is Kate Mara smoking hot, but her family owns the New York Giants, who happen to be my favorite football team. Much like Triple H did when he married Stephanie McMahon and began running the show in the WWE, I would then assume control of the New York Giants, and name myself General Manager of the team. Would I run the franchise into the ground? Probably, but that is besides the point. Kate Mara was already my number one celebrity crush before the Golden Globes, but wow, she solidified her standing by wearing this dress, which left little to the imagination. Kate, I knew you were gorgeous, but I did not know that you were hiding those sweater melons. The offers is still on the table, you can marry an arrogant blogger right now, it’s an offer too good to pass up. P.S. If Kate is not interested in my proposal, the same offer stands for her sister Rooney, call me Mara sisters I’m waiting by the phone!