Huffington Post A couple having sex in a Georgia Waffle House parking lot was busted on Sunday, according to police. But that isn’t even the weird part. Loganville authorities said the woman was so drunk that she tried to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal. “I guess that would speak to her level of intoxication,” Assistant Chief of Police Dick Lowry told The Huffington Post. Lowry said the fast food-as-footwear was a first for him. Rachel Gossett and Frank Lucas were cited in the Nov. 3 incident for public drunkenness and loitering. According to the police report, Lucas blew a .154 into the breathalyzer and Gossett .216. The two avoided an indecency charge because the pickup truck was in the back of the lot, and their tryst wasn’t so obvious to the public, Lowry said. However it was noticeable enough for someone to complain. When an officer arrived, he ordered them to put on clothes and show their licenses, the report said. “When the female finally got dressed she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal,” the officer wrote.
Nothing says romance like a dinner for two at the Waffle House, you cannot blame Rachel Gossett for not being able to keep her hands off of Frank Lucas after a night out like this, nothing makes a woman more horny than filling her belly with an oversized waffle covered in syrup with a side of cheese grits. This couple at least had the decency to move their car to the back of the parking lot, it must have been rocking for someone to complain, and force cops to halt their romantic tryst.
I’ve never attempted to put a cheeseburger on as a sandal, but I have awoken hungover after some parties, and stepped on some horrible things including a slice of clod pizza. Nothing is more disgusting than feeling that cheese and sauce squish between your toes, there is only one thing you can do in this situation, run to the shower and scrub your feet free of the slimy cheese.
First you get cockblocked by the cops, then you end up with cheese between your toes, pretty rough drunken night on the town for this couple.