The New York Giants are (0-5) and are the most disappointing team in the NFL. The Giants are so disappointing, in fact that the best strip club in New York City Rick’s Cabaret has decided to stop showing Giants games. The guys at Busted Coverage received this dispatch from the Rick’s Cabaret front office:
Rick’s Cabaret New York, the famous gentlemen’s club in midtown Manhattan, will no longer show NY Giants football games on the club’s numerous Hi-Def TVs and big screens. “It has become too painful to watch the Giants lose week after week,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Monica. “Nobody throws a party better than Rick’s Cabaret–we are all about fun–and it’s no fun watching the Giants anymore,” explained Rick’s Cabaret Girl Lindsay. “We love the Giants, but they get the crowd at our Weekend Football Viewing Parties all depressed.” Rick’s Cabaret Girl Alexandra discussed the Giants/Eagles game. “There’s like a hundred sexy topless girls here and everyone was exceedingly happy until it became clear during the second half that Eli Manning and the Giants were going to lose again.” Rick’s Cabaret Girl Yvonne said, “I’ve been showing off my new 34Ds and getting compliments all the time, except right after Giants games–the guys are sort of deflated–they take that football stuff too seriously! “We will continue to show all other NFL teams and sporting contests on our TVs,” said club spokesman Lonnie Hanover.
We here at SportSmasher.com are based in New York City, we love the Giants and we love Rick’s Cabaret. The Giants are very depressing, and the last thing that you want while visiting the best strip club in the greatest city on the planet is depressed strippers, disappointed over another Giants let down. You want happy, bubbly strippers, maybe Broncos fans bouncing up and down celebrating their overtime win over the Dallas Cowboys. I find it hard to believe that Rick’s Cabaret will not show the Giants this Thursday Night, when the will likely get crushed on the road by the Chicago Bears, because they will be the only game on. I mean, what are they going to have on television Thursday? The baseball playoffs? Baseball doesn’t go as well with big boobies bouncing in your face football does. I might have to stop by Rick’s Thursday night and see for myself if they are showing the Giants or not, and get a quick lap dance, we’ll call it research.
P.S. The Giants need to be insulted by this, I mean Rick’s Cabaret never stopped showing the Jets over their past few awful seasons, and now they are not showing the Giants. The Giants are so disappointing that they are making strippers depressed, they need to be embarrassed by this story, they are killing the mood in one of the happiest places on earth.