MLive.com PONTIAC — They made an unorthodox deal, Oakland County sheriff’s officials say. A 58-year-old homeless woman, who spends her time predominantly in Pontiac, wanted a place to live, so she offered to perform a sex act on a man known by the street name “Lexus” in exchange for lodging, she told sheriff’s officials. “She stated they went to 36 Bennett, an abandoned house, where she performed the sex act,” Oakland County sheriff’s officials said in a release. “Once completed, the victim states the responsible grabbed her purse and jumped out of a window. The purse contained a cell phone and bottle of vodka.” The incident occurred about 1:15 p.m. Tuesday.
I have a question for the homeless woman who was ripped off in this sex-for-housing trade, why wouldn’t you just stay in an abandoned house in the first place? Michigan is full of abandoned houses right? If you are homeless, just crash in one of those for a while? How about the power move by “Lexus” though, tricking a homeless woman into having sex with him in exchange for a non-existent place to stay, then stealing her purse and jumping out the window. Sounds like a classy, upstanding guy. All the purse contained was a cell phone and a bottle of vodka, and if I had to guess, it was not an iPhone 5 and a bottle of Kettle One. How are things going up there, Michigan? Everything going okay? Are you guys cool?