GrassCity A reader directed us to these forums. Apparently the pipes in the freshman dorms at the University of Oregon cannot handle all of the semen from the all of freshmen masturbating and the school has posted signs asking students to stop jerking it in the showers.
The University of Oregon may have made a crucial mistake, at least the freshmen are beating off in the showers, the only place on campus with running water and a floor drain. Now what? College freshmen are not going to stop jerking off, all of that jizz has to go somewhere. Next the janitorial staff will be throwing out thousands of pounds of crusty socks, they will need a special landfill and more men just to take care of ever-growing “Sock Mountain” on the Oregon campus, which wi become the new backdrop to Autzen stadium.
UPDATE: Apparently Oregon is not alone, the University of Michigan also suffered from sperm-stuffed pipes: