I cannot imagine anything worse than getting hit by a car while you are having sex. Anything that kills a bone session is horrible, the chick sees a spider on the ceiling and screams, you are dead in the water. But getting hit by a car takes the cake.
The good news is, although the car took some damage, the driver may have prevented a sexual assault. The female cow didn’t look like she wanted it, but the male cow was not taking no for an answer, and forced himself onto the female cow which knocked them both into the roadway. How about the male cow’s persistence? The female cow is drilled by a car, knocked to the pavement, but shakes it off and runs off camera. The male cow follows her, he is not done trying to get some, even after the accident. “Baby, that was an udder tragedy how you got hot by that car, let me comfort you. Hey baby, wait up! At least let me buy you a fish sandwich!