I am not sure what I just saw, this is the most confused, yet at the same time oddly turned on that I have ever been. From what I can tell, Prancercising is half dancing, and half galloping like a horse in a field. I think? Her hair is amazing. Her outfit, with white pants sporting a cameltoe, is mind bending. The scenery is absolutely perfect. Part of me feels like I just watched a workout video, another part feels like I just watched a porno from 1984, and another part feels like I just watched a Bee Gees music video. I am running the gamut right now, I need to lay down, might have to call 9-1-1 and get some oxygen. Pray for me.
P.S. My favorite part of the video is clearly “We’re really gonna cut the noose and let it loose with the Prancercise gallop.” Or maybe “It’s better to be punching into space than in your face!” Followed by a song that sounds like an instrumental knockoff of Warren Zevon’s “Werewolves of London”. I feel like I just watched “The Wizard of Oz” synched up to “Dark Side of the Moon” while tripping on mushrooms.
P.P.S. I cannot stop watching this or stop ranting about it. Watching this video is like looking at a Da Vinci, every time I look at it I find something new and amazing. This may be the greatest video in internet history. In fact, this may have been the reason that Al Gore invented the internet in the first place, we have reached the final destination. Rest easy tonight Al, Prancercise has gone viral, the internet is finally complete!