Burger King took a giant leap in fast food convenience today with the release of the “Hands Free Whopper Holder”. Its exactly what you think it is. We have become too fat and lazy as a society to actually physically pick up the whopper and bring it to our mouth before consuming its delicious calories. Well… now we don’t have to. You can eat a Whopper while pretty much doing anything.
I have some questions though… What happens when you eat the first half of the Whopper? Do I need to physically pick it up at that point? Is it dishwasher safe, b/c clearly if I am too lazy to hold a Whopper, I don’t wash dishes by hand.
$25 via PayPal to the first reader who snaps a picture of someone using one of these while riding one of those electric fat people carts.