ESPN The Tampa Bay Rays have suspended Josh Sale, their 2010 first-round pick, for conduct detrimental to the organization, the team announced Wednesday. Sale was banned after boasting on Facebook about acting unruly at a strip club, according to the Tampa Bay Times. “Threw 50 cents at a stripper tonight. First time. Got kicked out and she got so (mad) thought she was gonna cry. Your a stripper. Be thankful,” Sale posted. Sale just finished serving a 50-game suspension after testing positive for methamphetamine and an amphetamine. He recently was added to the roster of the Class-A Charlotte Stone Crabs. In two seasons in the Tampa Bay organization, Sale has hit .238 with 14 homers and 59 RBIs in 134 games.
I can’t agree with Josh Sale’s strip club technique. You don’t throw change at strippers! Even if a stripper gives you the worst lap dance ever, you still at least ball up a one dollar bill and try to hit her as hard as you can right in the vagina the next time she is on the main stage. That’s how you get revenge on a stripper. Of course you are getting thrown out of a strip club for pelting a stripper with two quarters, quarters can hurt and leave welts. It is better than nickels though, they are a thicker coin and do more damage, but are essentially worthless. On second thought, Josh Sale is right, be thankful lowly stripper because he could have been throwing nickels.