Sun Sentinel An employee at a Hypoluxo business whipped out her iPhone, called 911 and started filming as a man began performing a sexual act on the business’ door on Monday. It began when the employee, who was not identified in the report, told police she saw Anthony Bruce Berry, 57, of Lake Worth, walk to the back of the business on the 7200 block of South Federal Highway around 2 p.m., according to a Lantana Police Department arrest report. Not long after, Berry was back near the front door, reaching for the door handle only to find it locked. Shortly after, the employee told police Berry displayed his private parts to her. Police said the employee watched and recorded as Berry then performed an “indecent act” on the door. Berry then walked to a nearby bus bench and took a seat. That’s where police found him shortly after and when asked if he did the act, he smiled and said, “Yes, I have a mental problem!” according to the report. This isn’t the first time Berry had run-ins with the law. At least 32 previous arrests were found dating back to 1979, including two previous indecent exposure charges, according to Florida Department of Law Enforcement records. Records also show arrests for cocaine possession, trespassing, robbery, sexual assault and more.
We should not be too quick to judge Anthony Bruce Berry here, there are some elaborately carved, sexy doors out there, and maybe he simply couldn’t contain himself around the fine woodworking. Check out this hot door:
I would have sex that door, in fact on the right cocktail of drugs, you may even think you are banging a living creature with that Lion-Faced door knocker as a head. Oh it was just a plain steel door he tried to have sex with? Thats a different story, he’s sexually deviant. Lock Anthony Bruce Berry up and toss the key into the Everglades.
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