The Hollywood Gossip Jake Davidson, the L.A. teenager who famously asked Kate Upton to his senior prom, landed a solid consolation prize in Danish supermodel Nina Agdal. Agdal was the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition’s 2012 “Rookie of the Year.” She’s also the hot, bikini-clad girl on the beach in those Carl’s Jr. ads. And last night, she was Jake’s prom date. When Kate Upton, 20, couldn’t go due to a conflict, Nina, 21, contacted him asking if she could instead.
Listen, Kate Upton is very hot, but Nina Agdal is far hotter. This was the biggest one-sided-trade since the Yankees stole Babe Ruth from the Red Sox in 1919. I would trade Kate Upton for Nina Agdal every day of the week and twice on Tuesday.
Also, fuck this little bitch Jake Davidson. He gets shot down by every attractive chick in his high school, so he makes YouTube videos begging supermodels to go to prom with him. That’s not the way it works. Nerds are supposed to take fat chicks to prom, it’s the way it’s always been, and the way it always should be. Some fat chick is never going to get to go to senior prom now because a supermodel decided to pity this loser and his not-so-original idea. Now that poor fat chick is not going to get her cherry popped until after a comicon when she is 37-years-old by some guy in a Darth Vader suit. The models are to blame. Stop throwing losers with a YouTube channel pity dates.