Huffington Post Officials say Natasha Myers, 23, used her car keys to etch a penis onto the hood of a silver Kia in the parking lot of a grocery store in Wesley Chapel on April 17, the Tampa Bay Times reported. The rude rendering was complete with a note, which read.
“Hey I keyed your car. You didn’t stop for pedestrians as is law. Since no cop to enforce a ticket, this should cover the cost of your fine. Have a good day. P.S. Don’t be a dick.”
Surveillance footage led to Myers’ arrest earlier this week. Myers admitted to deputies she vandalized the SUV because the driver failed to yield to pedestrians, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun. The owner of the Kia, Debra Streets, told investigators she did not remember seeing any pedestrians in the parking lot. Myers was charged with criminal mischief and booked into the Pasco County Jail Tuesday, according to the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office. She was released Wednesday on $5,000 bond.
Fucking Florida! It’s not enough to key an out-of-control motorist’s car? You have to carve a penis into the hood to remind the motorist to stop being a dick? Plus, etching a penis into the hood of the car has got to be time consuming, so I am sitting here wondering how much detail Natasha Myers went into on this penis. Did she take the time to add the balls? The short-and-curlies? The veins? Probably not, a good artistic rendition of a pens takes time, and if she put in an effort like that the cars owner may have finished shopping which clearly would have sparked a physical altercation. I’m guessing Natasha Myers rushed through her masterpiece, and that the penis was drawn with poor craftsmanship, due to lack of time not lack of experience with the penis.
Thus concludes another chapter in “Fucking Florida: Tales From America’s Most Fucked Up State” for more, click the “Fucking Florida” tag on this page.