Huffington Post A drunk man in Jilong, Taiwan reportedly used scissors to cut off his own penis and testicles during an argument with his girlfriend, according to Chinese newspaper Kwong Wah Yit Poh, as translated by The Toronto Star Online. The 46-year-old, whose name has not been released, reportedly flushed his love muscle down the toilet before his girlfriend rushed him to the hospital. By the time he got there, he had fallen into a coma due to blood loss, according to Rocket News 24′s translation of the Japanese-language website Big Globe News. Doctors said that had the man not flushed his penis, they likely would have been able to reattach it, according to Big Globe News. With only 1.2 inches of manhood left, the man is reportedly still able to urinate. He has also reportedly emerged from his coma and is expected to recover.
Worst. Hangover. Ever. This guy wakes up from a coma in the hospital, and asks what happened? “Well you got drunk, got into a fight with your girlfriend, and cut off your own penis. Then you flushed it down the toilet, preventing us from reattaching it, and you now have a one inch stump.” Talk about booze demons, we have all done things we regretted while drunk, but this has to be the biggest mistake ever made.
My other question is, what point exactly was this guy trying to prove to his girlfriend? What could have been said that made him cut of his own penis? Like the girlfriend said he had a little dick and he screamed “I’ll show you! Now I have no dick! So there!” And cut it off? Whatever it was, I advise most people to live with no regrets, but NOT this guy. He better get real good at eating pussy real fast.