News Sweden Around noon on Monday, SOS an alarm that “Hasse” a man the age of 35, lay unconscious on his farm outside Ystad. An hour later he would be dead. “Hasse” as he was known in Ystad tavern circles, had a total of 146 wasp sting on the body including 54 on the genitals, including the scrotum. He was so bloated that a neighbor thought it was a whale carcass laying on the lawn. After the autopsy of the body as well as technical investigation at the scene, so the police have come to the shocking conclusion that the “Hasse” tried engage intercourse with wasp nest. They found among other remnants of semen on some of the dead wasps. They even found a couple of “Hasse” pubic hair in the entrance of the nest and fingerprints of both hands.
Add this to the list of ways you do not want to die, try to have sex with a wasps nest, get stung so many times you end up as bloated as a whale’s carcass. What is more disturbing, the fact that he had sex with a wasp’s nest, or the fact that (according to the investigation) he was able to finish while being stung repeatedly? For some sick freaks out there, there is a thin line between pleasure and pain, and our friend “Hasse” crossed that line. I like how animal rights groups are up in arms about the poor wasps being beaten to death by Hasse’s johnson, when the animals get the revenge and the guy dies, PETA can shut the hell up. I’m sure, in the wasp community, they consider this a win.