Daily News Oops, anchor Kirk Gimenez for SportsNet New York had a direct message disaster Thursday night. Gimenez accidently tweeted to his fans a message that was clearly meant for one person’s eyes only. The accidental tweet, meant for a private message has since been deleted along with Gimenez’s account. The tweet, complimenting a mystery girl’s assets showed up on his homepage for all to see instead of as a private declaration, as he likely intended. “I always Miss ur face but winning boobs are…well…good Lord! You don’t have Ike, but you’ve got me. Wish u would meet me in 5! Dios mio,” he wrote in a tweet which was quickly removed but not before being screen grabbed by Total Sports Blog. The anchor appeared to have panicked after the slip-up and has since deleted his Twitter account.
What a terrible direct message Kirk Gimenez was trying to send, this dude has absolutely zero twitter game. What does he mean by winning boobs? “If we were ranking titties, babygirl, you would get the blue ribbon.” Gimenez needs to work on his game, not only is it embarrassing that he tweeted a DM to all of his followers, but the gibberish game he tried to spit is even worse. Telling a girl you miss her face but also her winning titties does not get you laid. And who the fuck is Ike?
I have one further tip to Gimenez, never ever panic and delete your twitter account, it implies guilt. Just say you got hacked and stick to it, that move works every time.