Huffington Post Police in Louisville, Ky. say that 50-year-old Jeffrey Wagner admitted to smoking crystal meth before going into a Burlington Coat Factory store and having a veritable feast, WLKY reported. Store employees told police they found Wagner in the shoe section chowing down on carpet lint. He allegedly said he was “eating sparkles,” WHAS 11 reported. Police arrived at the scene, and say Wagner was carrying Lortabs, a bag of crystal meth, a bag of mysterious white powder and a bag of unidentified pills. He was charged with possession of a controlled substance and public intoxication.
Jeffery Wagner, when I told you how great munching carpet is, you took it too literally! Obviously I have never done meth, and I’ll never try it, but telling cops that he was “eating sparkles” while he was actually was chewing on a carpet in a Burlington Coat Factory has me intrigued. Maybe that meth head in Florida who ate the face off of a homeless man last year before being shot and killed by police was just attempting to eat sparkles too. Jeffery Wagner is 50-years-old and I bet he did not think his life would end up like this, methed out, chewing on a carpet in a Burlington Coat Factory. Grow up, dude.