When I was a freshman in college, I think I slept with one tattered and constantly damp sheet, and I still got laid. Of course, my father was not nicknamed “Primetime”, unless I missed something. I can only imagine the amount of white girls that Deion Sanders Jr. is plowing through in his ancient Egypt style Versace sheets in his SMU dorm room. Little Primetime is a wide receiver on the SMU football team, and when your dad invented flashy, you better have gold sheets. Swag on swag. I want to see some high stepping in 2013.