FoxSportsMidwest What do you do when you can’t convince an NFL team to take you? If your answer includes helping out a fellow out-of-work friend, then you might be Chad Johnson. The former NFL receiver turned to his Twitter feed Saturday and Sunday to document his latest good deed. Taking a note from the Kardashians, he found a candidate who needed some help. Then the adventure of Chad Johnson and PorkChop began. The man date twisted through beers, a clothing upgrade and, of course, a club. Johnson’s last tweet said he thought he could make the night a very special one for his new friend, which brings up a question. Who had a better chance of scoring? ‘PorkChop’ in the club, or Johnson on a football field anytime soon?
Chad Johnson is, no question, one of the most entertaining players in NFL history. Nobody wants him on their team anymore, because he is a constant distraction, but he still finds ways to be hilarious. Johnson decided to take a homeless man named “Pork Chop” under his wing and tweet the whole ordeal. First Johnson gave “Pork Chop” a watch, then he decided to give his new buddy a full makeover, and finally he took the new and improved “Pork Chop” out to the club. When we last heard from Johnson, he was trying to complete “Pork Chop’s” transformation, by getting him laid. Hilarious. The story of “Pork Chop’s” rise from rags to riches, featuring his fairy godmother Ochocinco a the funniest thing SportSmasher.com has seen in a long time. Love Johnson if you want, hate Johnson if you want, but admit he’s as entertaining as any athlete or ex-athlete today.