Huffington Post Police say University of Florida student Michael Silecchia, 19, claimed to be on LSD Saturday when he stripped naked, asking cops not to cut his penis off. He then apparently changed his mind and requested they cut it off, the Gainesville Sun reported. Authorities were dispatched to a Gainesville apartment complex at around 1:25 a.m. after receiving reports of a suspicious person. They say Silecchia was there ambling around, and when they approached him he started taking his clothes off. Cops also say he told them he was God, according a police report obtained by the Independent Florida Alligator. The alleged God-impersonator then said, “Don’t cut my penis off” before demanding, “Cut my penis off,” officers noted. He also allegedly stated he had taken LSD, but police were not able to determine whether or not this was true. Silecchia allegedly refused to get dressed and punched an officer in the head after he tried to walk away and they tried to restrain him. According to the report, they used a stun gun on him six times, but it had no effect on him. He was taken to a hospital where he was treated for three days, according to Dreamin’ Demon. He also allegedly spit on one of the employees when he got there. After his release, he was booked into jail on charges of battery on a medical care provider, battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting an officer.
Come on Michael Silecchia! Don’t you know the first rule of going on a psychedelic journey, be it acid, mushrooms, DMT or even iowaska? No matter how deep you go, you need to protect your junk at any and all costs, because at some point you are going to come down and need that thing. The last thing you want to do is demand that police officers cut off your penis, even if you came to the realization during your trip that you are a woman trapped in Michael Silecchia’s body, they have operations to change that these days. Also it’s probably a bad idea to punch a cop and spit on a health care provider, even if you think you are battling lizard people, that excuse does not hold up in court.
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