the #1 contender for the UFC Light Heavyweight Title, the always entertaining Chael Sonnen, was on ESPN’s SportsCenter today to promote his title shot against champion Jon Jones this Saturday night in Newark, New Jersey. Sonnen once again treated the opportunity like an tryout for the WWE. First he decided he wanted to touch SportsCenter anchor Sage Steele’s hair (he succeeded), next he started cutting a rhyming promo, which included him stating that “I’m the reason Waldo is hiding.” He says he does not hate anyone, especially women. He flexes. He rhymes like a bad Muhammad Ali impression. And the video is only one minute and thirty-five seconds long. Another hilarious performance by Sonnen, Enjoy!