New York Post Three men were booted out of Saudi Arabia because they were deemed “too handsome” by religious authorities who worried that women would become attracted to them. Sitting in the stands as delegates from the United Arab Emirates at the Jenadrivah Heritage & Cultural Festival in Riyad on Sunday, nothing seemed to be wrong with the men in question but that didn’t stop the mutaween, Saudi Arabia’s religious police, from charging in and hauling the men away, according to Arabic language newspaper Elaph. “A festival official said the three Emiratis were taken out on the grounds they are too handsome and that the Commission members feared female visitors could fall for them,” the newspaper reported. After being dragged out of the event by the Saudi authorities, the three men were subsequently deported back to the UAE. Saudi Arabia is an extremely conservative Sunni Muslim country and it prohibits women from interacting with men who aren’t their relatives.
Best pick up line ever.
“What’s up baby, where are you from? From Pennsylvania but living in New York City to try and become an actress? Nice. Oh me? Well, I’m originally from Saudi Arabia, but I got deported so I live here now. Why was I deported? I was deemed too sexy to live in Saudi Arabia, true story look it up, it was in the New York Post. Now I’m a tunic model, my name in the industry is “The Body From Saudi.” You want to grab a drink?”
It would never fail. Add that to the bucket list, get deported from a country for being too sexy. Right under dive off of a boat with a knife in my teeth.