Standup comedian Artie Lange grew up in New Jersey, lives in Hoboken, NJ to this day and is a huge New York Yankees fan. So when he was asked if he saw the pictures of A- Rod and his smoking hot blonde bombshell girlfriend Torrie Wilson tanning in Miami while his Yankees teammates were playing, Artie went on a hilarious rant. Artie is particularly angry that the Yankees will be paying A-Rod $32 million this season to “rehab his hip” and tan with his girlfriend poolside in Miami, at least until the All-Star break, and suggests that the slugger buy all of Yankee stadium a round of hot dogs and beers. Wouldn’t be a bad gesture towards Yankee fans Alex, you may want to take Artie’s advice, and buy those beers. Pick a game when I’m at the stadium.