11 champ;ipnsikp[ ringhs
— Phil Jackson (@PhilJackson11) March 27, 2013
I guess it is tough to tweet with 11 rings on, right Phil? Maybe you should have taken the rings off before your horrible first tweet, which coincides with the release of your cocky new book, “ELEVEN RINGS: The Soul of Success”. Look how cocky the book cover is (below) his name and ELEVEN RINGS are in huge black print with pictures of the rings on the front and everything else is printed in a faded grey. Of course if anyone can be cocky, it’s Phil Jackson, because with the eleven rings we have no choice but to respect him. Clean up that twitter game though, Phil, you’re better than that. Pay some stoner to follow you around and tweet your wisdom, and you guys can get high and listen to The Grateful Dead on the beach together in your downtime, that’s what being The Zen Master is all about.